Sita the cat

You see? You see how I’m treated?

Thérèse — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 18:02:09 +0000

I’m being held against my will, Internet. And they photographed the evidence! Look!

And! AND I haven’t had milk in over 12 hours.

I don’t get it. Am I not adorable? Have I not allowed them to pet my gloriously fluffy fur?

My life is so difficult.

What should I sell next?

Thérèse — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 21:13:19 +0000

They’re not home yet, and it looks like they won’t be home for at least another hour.

Hoorah. Time to sell something on eBay. Perhaps all of her slippers, this time.

Why eBay? Well, I sold a hammer on there one time, and that was pretty funny. They bought another one, without even accusing me. It was hilarious! They wanted to hammer things, and couldn’t! Mwahahaha! Ha ha ha! Ha! Hehairball. (Cough.)

Of course, by the time they purchased a new hammer, the customer had decided to return the hammer, so they ended up with two hammers, but that really just makes the whole thing funnier.

Oh, I do so love confusing him and her. It makes me even happier than chasing the Evil Enemy Cat from my porch.

It was a long time coming

Thérèse — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 20:18:39 +0000

Well hello, Internet.

The people I live with are out of the house, and I have decided to open a blog. A window into a cat’s life and thoughts and –

Sorry. There was a bug in the window. I got it. It’s okay now.

As I was saying, this blog will reveal a little bit about me, Sita the cat, to you, my soon-to-be adoring audience.

I fully expect that over time, it will result in a cult following.